Spud.

June 21, 2010

Marks the official first day of summer in the Northern Hemisphere.

I'm tired of being

cold and wet

and wet (-cold)

and cold (-wet)

and tomato/tomaaato; potato/potaaato.

Earlier today I received a cyber-invitation to design my own bike.
Being the awesome child that I was,

I did not learn how to master the bike-beast

until I was 14 years of age.

10 (give or take) years later and I'm hooked.

....

Okay. So MAYBE I can't ride

standing up,

or

with no hands,

or

up hills,

or

for long periods of time.

Is any of that really important?

I would relate it to cooking.

Sure you can add

seasonings and spices

to enhance the flavor of the dish,

but that does not make it a

necessity!

Christen: 1; Bike Gurus: 0.

Here are my two favorite designs:

If only I could decide between them.

Perhaps I will take a vote.

ORDER IN THE COURT.

Outside of the bike realm,

sometimes it is fun to

spice up your life.

I have always been a firm believer

in facial accessories

a.k.a

beards/mustaches/muttonchops.

Now you can ornament your

FONT

and

FACE.

If someone would buy me these pillows

I would love you forever.

SWEEP up my <3>

Eh?

Enough with the corny puns.

Peace out girl/boy scouts.

Don't discriminate. Haters.